Conglomerated List of "Things that can F*ck right off* (Part 2)

We don’t listen to propaganda, do we? Keeps the world stupid. Come on mermaid, you got the sass to kick it’s ass.

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Washing machines breaking can FRO

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My neighbor who just text me asking me why I told the landlord she has other people staying with her. First off, I didn’t even know other people were up there. Why tf would I care?! Why do you think it was me?! This is why I mind my own business. Ugh!

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My overactive bladder!

Not a terribly convenient thing when you’re a truck driver.

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Despite 4 vaccinations (and that’s another story), tested positive for COVID yesterday. Full of flu and a horrible cough. All of which would be 10 times worse if I was drinking. COVID can FRO

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Both my wife and I have had terrible virus’ over the last few weeks. I was wasted for a fortnight. We both tested negative but I’m not convinced. The worst virus I’ve had. Are you in North Wales? Not too far from us south of Manchester if so. Bad germs on the move. Sorry if you got it from me!!

Get well soon!!

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Everyone in my block has a terrible cough. It’s all I can hear most days. Getting COVID once was enough for me, it was horrible.

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PTSD, no sleep and cold sweats 3 nights running can FRO!

Tonight will be better, I’m starting my sleep hygiene routine at 4 pm! It’s going to be an effing high-end spa in here. :laughing:I’ve got lots of time to prepare the candles and such :candle: :candle: :bath: :heart:

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Ooohhh i hope the extended sleep routine helps tonight

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Thank you friend :blush: sometimes you have to make a serious effort to relax!

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…ring around the rosie…. :laughing:. I’m kidding! Not another plague, not that. I held out till last September, and it was awful

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South Wales but my son and his wife live in Sheffield, which is nearer to you.
They were talking about going camping in the High Peak this summer. A beautiful part of the country.

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Wales is a beautiful. Visited there before, particularly Swansea. Loved the Brecon Beacons.

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When you want a little color from the sun but you don’t want to burn, so you use this sunscreen that looks like a deodorant stick (bc it seems convenient) just on the top of your shoulders, but at the end of the day you realize you’ve got red and white stripes :face_with_diagonal_mouth:

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I have one
Idiots who wear a sweatshirt with a hood and it’s 96°F outside
Turns out he was up to no good checking cars door handles.
FRO

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Put one in me and i can definitely fuck everything right the fuck off.

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The asshole that stole my shit then helped me look for it knowing that it was in his pocket the whole time can FRO

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I have 16 months sober and still feel that the disgusting asshole that asked me for a sack and I packed my last just for him to take the first hit and purposely drool in my bowl knowing i would be like at that point just take the fucking thing and go!!!Could with all due respect FckRightOff

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My cuticles can FRO.

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Ive been a Chef for over 30 years,ive got to say,a well done steqk coming in at the end of a long nights service when your cleaned down and ready to go home is absolutely dreadful!!!

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