That was brilliantly executed. 
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Why thank you, it just popped right in there. I have the pun abilities of my dear old Dad and it shows. Nobody likes a shitty pun. 
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No one asked but I will drop this here for your reading pleasure. I bought a friend of mine a gift certificate to a bra store for her birthday because she is a Mom and doesnât spend money on herself but deserves a good bra. It cane with this note. If you can decipher my scrawl there are a few good puns in here. This is how my brain works:
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If this is wildly inappropriate please flag or delete.
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Geeeez, no way to flag it, this is hillarious!!! 
Youâve got talent 
And I as a non English native speaker understand the puns 
That made my evening, best bedtime story!
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No flagging! Far too much fun
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Ha, haâŚwell done. 
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Grocery prices can F right off !!!
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BRAvo!
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This is funny, bc where I work you basically have to let everyone know when youâll be in the bathroom. That way nobody wanders aimlessly looking for you if youâre needed. Itâs something I probably shouldnât be as used to as I am 
And in response to your birthday bra letterâŚyou are a damn good friend! 
Just today I realized I closed the drawer on my last 2 good bras and bent the underwires! I tried bending them back but theyâre not the same 
The price of bras can FRO!!!
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COVID can fro.
A coworker who is positive since the weekend gave me this âgiftâ. I donât blame her, this 
everywhere.
So, round 2 now 
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Wahhhhhh⌠Sending healing wishes
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As I mentioned above, my PayPal was hacked. This morning I wake up to an email stating
âWe have completed our review and have determined there was no unauthorized use of your account. The transactions are consistent with your history.â Case closed
WTF?! I opened the account in April, my ex paid me $40, I transferred it to my bank account, and havenât used it since! How TF does that show consistentcy of randomly purchasing Apple Services at 1am from a new device Iâve never logged in with?! Why would I immediately log in with my actual phone and block payments?! Or initiate a dispute in the first place! Do they think I enjoy spending my time like this?! Paypal can FRO!
On a positive note, Iâve began a dispute with Apple, and even though Iâve never had an Apple account, their customer service was impeccable 
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Get well soon!
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And oh boy, yes, I have more to share 
My Dr doesnât want you to go there when you have something contagious like flu or Covid, so I called them to get a sick note.
The medical assistant that spoke to me went completely flabbergasted âYOU STILL TEST? Tests are still sold? You know that you donât have to test right? Itâs like any other coldâ
My face lost its control and I got speechless.
Ugh 
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BRUSH FIRES 
!!
The air is horrible from all the smoke. My eyes are burning and Iâm starting to get a headache.
Not digginâ this at all.
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Running out of hearts so I canât give them as I read. 
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The city grinding down pavement on streets to prepare for repaving them and then NOT PAVING THEM!!! Thereâs been numerous, naked streets around the city for weeks! Leaving seriously destructive speed bumps and exposed pipes if youâre not paying attention. My poor car 
Sheâs been taking a beating
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This fucking heat. Iâm dizzy and get shakes when Iâm outside more than a few minutes. The heat-induced headache is horrible. My poor nerves are wrecked. I fucking hate summer and heat.
And nightmares. Iâm grateful I woke up with a soft cat next to me.
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I feel you. 103 F/39.4 C today where I live. Yesterday was 107/41.7. Had to drive our vehicle without the AC. It was like driving in an oven. Friggin miserable.
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