Conglomerated List of "Things that can F*ck right off* (Part 2)

@erntedank @DungeonMaster

111 here in Red Bluff California

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Today I updated my team what to do tomorrow if Iā€™m still positive with Covid, we have a very important appointment tomorrow. My sick note ends today bc I was hoping that Iā€™m well enough tomorrow but rn it doesnā€™t feel like it.
So my coworker, who is managing the team, told me that I have to go to work when Iā€™m positive. Only if I have symptoms I can stay at home. I explained that I know this and that I had symptoms the whole time. This one coworker that is at home rn with her baby and caused us extreme problems because she didnā€™t want any other to do her tasks bc she doesnā€™t want any other to make her job, now is telling me this. Our drama queen. In the main chat.
The main problems we now have, besides being understaffed, are the tasks we have to do that are her tasks.
God I am so angry :rage:

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Cats just make our lives better, donā€™t they? :heart_eyes_cat::heart:

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My beef today is: BRUSHFIRES! Pretty much half the state of California is burning :fire: right now. On top of that weā€™ve had a record breaking heatwave. Heat and bad smoky airā€¦thereā€™s a volatile combination.

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What do you mean by ā€œpipesā€? Gas or water pipes?:scream:

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Not sure, but I think the drain pipes in the middle of the roads. They are doing that to our roads too :sob: wish they would just put construction cones over them

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There are those things that @Scorpn showed, we call them manholes(sewer drains), but thereā€™s even smaller ones(8 inches across) that stick up further that idk what they are :woman_shrugging: Plus thereā€™s 4 inch differences where the ground down road meets another road and half of them donā€™t have warning signs, so if you donā€™t expect it, your car will bottom out.

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Me, excessively yawning every time Iā€™m talking with someone on the phone. Why?! Iā€™m not sleepy or bored. It makes me feel like asshole cause other person might think he/she makes me bored but itā€™s not the point. Anyone else?

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Me awsell,but also i think its a bit worse when you actually do it in front of them,and you have to try and hold your breath until it passes,ive often wondered if they know what your up to :flushed::sleeping:

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I never yawn and thought it was strange so I turned to Dr Google and found that the reason we yawn has nothing to do with tiredness or boredom, but actually works in order to cool down our brains and help us think a little clearer. Now itā€™s got me thinking Iā€™m not using my brain enough. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

But then Goigle goes onto say we yawn when weā€™re tired because sleep deprivation and exhaustion are known to increase brain temperature, so while itā€™s true that we yawn to combat lack of sleep, yawns donā€™t make us ā€˜more awakeā€™ but instead help keep our brains operating at the right temperature.

I found this very interesting because I can fall asleep in a heartbeat due to pure exhaustion, yet I still donā€™t yawn at all. Maybe I have a brain dysfunction where the temperature never changes.

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Im a relief chef and this is the handover i was left for a shift today,ive no reading glasses with me and even if i did i dont think id understand it, so this can go and FRO,looks im going to freestyle it today :flushed::+1:t2:

Feel free to decipher if you like :+1:t2:

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Oh thats horrible!

Menu for today

Chard chicken ?
Goats cheese taxi
Vegetarian curry (small amt only for vegans)
Rice
? Pasta
Tomato and basil sauce
Gravy
Mashed potatoes and carrots

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:rofl::rofl:,
This sounds about right thanks :+1:t2:

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Dang you got good eyes! I have my readers on and am still trying to make sense of it :laughing:

@Tony1878 that handwriting can FRO ā€“ sorry you had to deal with it.

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I got "charred chicken killers ". :grin:

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WTF??? Looks like cuneiform script :see_no_evil::rofl:

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
I know who even writes likes this, ive never seen anything like it ??
whatever style it is it looks like its perfect so a lot of practice has gone into it hahaha
not sure if it looks like its chinese writing but in english !!! if that makes sense :grinning:

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Same!
And Iā€™m not sure if I love it or hate it :sweat_smile:

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I think thatā€™s ā€™plain pastaā€™ as in before sauce added. I think :+1::joy:

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Cheers lad :grinning::+1:t2:

Cmon England!!! :england::england:šŸ“󠁧󠁢󠁄󠁮󠁧ó æ

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