Conglomerated List of "Things that can F*ck right off* (Part 2)

Want to borrow my Red Rider BB gun?

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smiling-ralphie

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That is SO aggravating! Years ago I had a similar situation with a crazy next door neighbor’s motion light on her porch. It was like living next door to Yankee Stadium.

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This head and chest cold I’ve been fighting all week. Been feeling like a walking snot factory. So gross! :sneezing_face::mask:

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Finally getting the motivation to hang up some wall art. Mount the pictures perfectly, but continue to follow the command strip directions to a T. Get to step 4, where you remove the picture to reinforce the strips. Remove it carefully and this happens :face_with_symbols_over_mouth:

FRO command strip directions :fu: I should’ve just stopped once they were hung up! If they fell, they fell :triumph:

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Those things are so destructive. I hate 'em. I tore out a big chunk of drywall from our apartment that i had to spackle later.

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I’m so sorry for you BUT I had to laugh so loud :joy: Again, I’m sorry :grimacing: Are you feeling better?

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Tapering off Escitaloprame is oof :smiling_face_with_tear: I’m down to 5mg since Thursday and by the end of next week I want to be done completely.
I’m walking like a Grandma with a blanket on my upper body and a fat shawl to the bathroom, back to my chair, again to the bathroom, back to my chair, to the bathroom…my poor butt :sob:
Thanks God I make this slowly and not from one day to the other to zero mg.

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My irritability towards MIL. It makes me tired (hiding it) and it’s draining.

But checktisout:
Last 2 days she was telling my eldest that they will make cake together. He loves the idea (obviously , he’s 6) and was asking her from time to time ā€œcan we do it now?ā€. She told him tomorrow. So today we come downstairs and there is cake all done in the kitchen :confused: She made it late in the evening, when me and kids were already sleeping. Does she know how kids works? Wtf. Why would you hype a kiddo for something nice and then do it yourself. Maybe she thinks she did right thing but FFS, my husband was there too and he could tell her it’s not about a cake, it’s about making a cake. My kids don’t even like a cakes to he honest. I’m curious what she gonna tell him when she wake up and come downstairs.
Just wanted to vent. I found it crappy what she did. But I’m not gonna say anything. One more week to go.

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Update - I bought more command strips, which I know sounds dumb after what just happened, but I used ones that hold 30lbs even tho each picture only weighs 3! They ain’t going nowhere :rofl: (I mostly did this so my landlord doesn’t see the wall when he comes over tomorrow :sweat_smile:)

@WilliamBloke This is an issue for future Laura. Right now I’m living for today :hugs:

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Being inside a smokers house for less than 5 minutes and reeking of smoke so bad you have to change your clothes :nauseated_face:

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That’s sad for your son :disappointed:

I feel you :heart:

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I’m sorry Mischa.
That was an awful thing to do. You are right - she may believe she was helping out but you would think that an adult would know better or at least your husband would have said something.

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My husband and his childish stupid behavior.

He has that ā€œfunnyā€ thing that he will come and make shadow boxing 1cm of my face. He knows I hate it, its not funny for me, and I don’t think it’s a good example for our boys. And when I tell him to stop (he never stops immediately) I am the stupid one, boring, no fun and I should just shut the fuck up. He is putting some strength in it so if I make a wrong move he could really break my nose or give me black eye. But it’s not even the point. The point it I find it disrespectful. Primitive.
Fucking hell how stupid it is to be with a person who most of time you barely like.

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This just sounds like aggressive behaviour. What a dick. I am with your thoughts on this entirely. :face_with_raised_eyebrow:

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This is not acceptable girl!
Please make your position clear!
(I would… And… him! In his ass! Damn :grimacing:)

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Put your knee were the boys are that will do the job

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I was just thinking about this the other day and wondering how it’s affected my daughter. Her father treated me like this(and much worse when he drank). Of course I put up with it for 6 years bc we were both blackout drunks, but after she was born, I put my foot down and said it had to stop. It worked for the most part, but after his 3rd major drunken slip up(which were the # of chances I gave him), I told him that was it bc I didn’t want her to grow up thinking it was acceptable to be treated that way by men. Trying to end the cycle of abuse.

Of course my next relationship was even worse on an emotional level, but that’s where I really learned to stick up for myself. You can too. What’s he gonna do? Get mad? So what! Don’t let that bother you. The only person he should be mad at is himself for thinking it’s acceptable to treat women that way and teaching his sons the same. You’re a strong woman Mischa. Get the respect you deserve :muscle:

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Subtle emotional manipulation can FRO!

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I don’t want to justify his behaviour but I think I should explain - he is not doing it to threaten me. He is actually doing this when he has good mood and he thinks it’s funny… The thing is I don’t but he won’t stop doing this. Something like when someone forcedly tickle you.
But indeed, he is a dick.

Thank you guys for your support! You are good people and I’m so happy I have you in my corneršŸ’™

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