Conglomerated List of "Things that can F*ck right off* (Part 2)

Highway rest stops that are always CLOSED!! What is the point of even having them there?

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Corner of a paper towel and masking tape. My go to on those damn cuts. Fuck buying band aids & screw shoveling snow. Thatā€™s what tractors & a quad with a blade are for!

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Thanks for the tip :+1:

Thereā€™s only a couple things I miss about having a man in my life and having someone to shovel snow is one of them :frowning:

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I saw my first possum ever (Iā€™m 50) a couple weeks ago. It was lying dead on the side of the road. It freaked me out, looked like some sort of mini-monster from ā€œWhere the Wild Things Areā€. I was running in a race and asked the lady next to me ā€œwhat the heck was that?ā€. Later I thought, well, was it actually dead or just playing possum? :thinking:

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To shovel snow with, or to send out to shovel it? Weā€™re okay when we are asleep, I think!

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LED blinding headlightsā€¦ ESPECIALLY the high beams, yeah thanks bud I didnā€™t need to see the road.

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I am so with you on this, that a few months ago I went down a rabbit hole into LED lights after reading this precarious warning message on a sound activated strobe light I got, and found a whole society against them. Apparently theyā€™re actually illegal as headlights, but Ford and Chevrolet(and many more followed), ignored the government and produced vehicles with factory LED headlights. The government just kinda ignored the fact, but this foundation is working towards fixing the issue. If youā€™re interested(as well as anyone else), feel free to help their cause :wink:

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DRINKING DREAMS!

Had one of these the other night. All those old feelings of anxiety and paranoia came flooding back again. Thanfully it was only a dream, but stillā€¦DANG! :pray:

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Same here, except I was smoking weed in my dream. And in my dream was two persons from my past who made me feel like shit when I woke up. But luckily those feelings fade away quickly. But the feeling of smoking pot stuck in my head for a longer time. Man, Iā€™m happy it was only a dream and Iā€™m sober.

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The saying relapse is a part of recovery can FRO! Relapse is not a part of recovery. Relapse is a part of not having recovery or doing anything different or positive.

Edit: I posted this because I went to my counseling appointment for probation this morning and me and my counselor were talking about my progress and at some point he says something about if I relapse just get back to doing what Iā€™m doing and he said relapse is a part of recovery. I told him relapse is not an option. I donā€™t even want to give myself Leadway or options to let my guard down.

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Having a mind that fights me on everything

Having a body that I do not feel comfortable, confident, or safe in

Existence being a consistently abrasive experience

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Humans!
Especially those who walk around completely blind of their surroundings.

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Assholes! You know, those folks who seem to exhibit that self entitled personality in all they say or do.

Knives that no matter how much you sharpen them wonā€™t keep an edge worth a shit.

The current price of eggs, milk and everything else thatā€™s inflammatory in our world.

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I agree, especially on your third point. Eating out is getting ridiculously expensive lately, even mediocre diner food that you can make yourself at homeā€¦and probably better.

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I hate to sound like an old guy here, but tell me, what IS it, please, with these young dudes walking around wearing these MASSIVELY baggy, droopy pants these days? It looks absolutely assinine.

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Hand me downs? They all lost weight? Another silly-ass fadā€¦

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I grew up in 90s so I think itā€™s cool :sunglasses:

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Right! From skaters, to punk rockers and rappers. Its been around for 30 years. Its just something we were accustomed to. And now here I am with slim straight jeans and a belt at all times pretty much haha. Style is style, ya know

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Now folks wear pajamas to Walmart. Iā€™m old. When will that trend end. :grin:

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