Conglomerated List of "Things that can F*ck right off* (Part 2)

Leaving behind the warmth and comfort of your bed early in the morning only to immediately get into an ice cold car to drive to work! :tired_face:

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I throw my opinion in. I like the nomilk variant from DM a lot. Alpro is excessively expensive and contains fancy additives the others donā€™t have.

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The weather prediction with zero percent sunshine in it can FRO!

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The extra lbs/kilo I gained last 3 months can FRO. Iā€™ve ate a lot of comfort food lately :face_with_peeking_eye:

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I just learned the days of the week in Dutch! :grinning::+1:

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My neighborā€™s new backyard LED spotlight thatā€™s brighter than staring directly into the sun and angled so it shines right into my bedroom windows and penetrates my blackout curtainsā€¦and eyelids! Nobody needs to see more of their yard at night than they can during the day! Wtf?! :face_with_symbols_over_mouth:

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Want to borrow my Red Rider BB gun?

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smiling-ralphie

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That is SO aggravating! Years ago I had a similar situation with a crazy next door neighborā€™s motion light on her porch. It was like living next door to Yankee Stadium.

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This head and chest cold Iā€™ve been fighting all week. Been feeling like a walking snot factory. So gross! :sneezing_face::mask:

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Finally getting the motivation to hang up some wall art. Mount the pictures perfectly, but continue to follow the command strip directions to a T. Get to step 4, where you remove the picture to reinforce the strips. Remove it carefully and this happens :face_with_symbols_over_mouth:

FRO command strip directions :fu: I shouldā€™ve just stopped once they were hung up! If they fell, they fell :triumph:

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People hiding behind large plastic walls not getting what you are saying, obviously, then not getting the fucking correct prescription. As they donā€™t ask if they donā€™t understand and just do it. Waiting over half an hour for a fucking prescription can fro.

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Those things are so destructive. I hate 'em. I tore out a big chunk of drywall from our apartment that i had to spackle later.

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Iā€™m so sorry for you BUT I had to laugh so loud :joy: Again, Iā€™m sorry :grimacing: Are you feeling better?

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Tapering off Escitaloprame is oof :smiling_face_with_tear: Iā€™m down to 5mg since Thursday and by the end of next week I want to be done completely.
Iā€™m walking like a Grandma with a blanket on my upper body and a fat shawl to the bathroom, back to my chair, again to the bathroom, back to my chair, to the bathroomā€¦my poor butt :sob:
Thanks God I make this slowly and not from one day to the other to zero mg.

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My irritability towards MIL. It makes me tired (hiding it) and itā€™s draining.

But checktisout:
Last 2 days she was telling my eldest that they will make cake together. He loves the idea (obviously , heā€™s 6) and was asking her from time to time ā€œcan we do it now?ā€. She told him tomorrow. So today we come downstairs and there is cake all done in the kitchen :confused: She made it late in the evening, when me and kids were already sleeping. Does she know how kids works? Wtf. Why would you hype a kiddo for something nice and then do it yourself. Maybe she thinks she did right thing but FFS, my husband was there too and he could tell her itā€™s not about a cake, itā€™s about making a cake. My kids donā€™t even like a cakes to he honest. Iā€™m curious what she gonna tell him when she wake up and come downstairs.
Just wanted to vent. I found it crappy what she did. But Iā€™m not gonna say anything. One more week to go.

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Update - I bought more command strips, which I know sounds dumb after what just happened, but I used ones that hold 30lbs even tho each picture only weighs 3! They ainā€™t going nowhere :rofl: (I mostly did this so my landlord doesnā€™t see the wall when he comes over tomorrow :sweat_smile:)

@WilliamBloke This is an issue for future Laura. Right now Iā€™m living for today :hugs:

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Being inside a smokers house for less than 5 minutes and reeking of smoke so bad you have to change your clothes :nauseated_face:

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Thatā€™s sad for your son :disappointed:

I feel you :heart:

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Iā€™m sorry Mischa.
That was an awful thing to do. You are right - she may believe she was helping out but you would think that an adult would know better or at least your husband would have said something.

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