That is funny.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
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What goes: “99…THUMP! 99…THUMP!” ?
A centipede with a wooden leg.
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I just ordered a chicken and an egg online.
I’ll let y’all know which comes first.
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Brilliant. 
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What do you call a Frenchman in sandals?
Philippe Floppe.
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What do Yoko Ono and house spiders share in common?
They both live off dead beetles.
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My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
Mitch Hedberg
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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
He said…….”DAM!!!”
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