Mind Blowing Random Thoughts

If you drink a digestive after eating antipasti+pasta, you lose weight

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Mind blowing fact : some species of Jellyfish are biologically immortal

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And they don’t even have a brain

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Or Spumoni. Need to get some Spumoni.

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Jul. 19th mind blowing random thought of the day: The summer and winter seasons on the planet Uranus last for 42 years at a time.

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You share 50% of your DNA with a banana :banana::exploding_head:

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The national animal of Scotland is the Unicorn.

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There’s an infamous youtuber who has built a following based on leaving her DNA on bananas.

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That sounds so dirty.

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That’s what I was thinking. But, then I was like, that’s my addict brain saying that. Other people aren’t so gross. Apparently they are.

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Oh yeah. I’m a dirty bird. I don’t masturbate or watch porn (Catholic roots run deep), but my mind is sewage!! Lol.

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Well, keep it that way, I guess! I try not to spread my mind filth at least.

Sorry Rob. Didn’t mean to be triggery.

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Lol! Dont read into it. Unless you’re posting porn on here, I’m totally fine! :smile:

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After reading my post, I guess it wasn’t super clear what my message was to you :thinking:. I didn’t mean anything by it! :crazy_face:

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For some reason, Youtube thought I might like seeing that crap. I mean, I watch funny babies, Jack Russell and Blue Heeler vids, gardening vids, Martial Arts vids, and street fight vids, so “why?” I couldn’t begin to fathom. Clicked on one vid, and she’s going on about it. Had to go through all the steps to block the channel.

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There are a lot of weirdos out there.

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I just wonder who decides, “hey, I’m going to make videos of bananas and DNA. People love both of those things. Let’s put them together!” :thinking::thinking:

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Two great tastes that go great together? Maybe in some seedy bar in SE Asia. Seriously, I’m like Why The Effff is this in my feed?

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There are 60,000 miles of blood vessels in the human body.

What is called a “French kiss” in the English-speaking world is known as an “English kiss” in France.

On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.

If a pregnant woman has organ damage, the baby in her womb sends stem cells to help repair the organ

Birds don’t urinate.

During your lifetime, you will produce enough saliva to fill two swimming pools

Honey never spoils.

There are more collect calls on Father’s Day than on any other day of the year (shame on these ppl)

Aaaaannnnnnd:
One in every five adults believe that aliens are hiding in our planet disguised as humans. - Please raise your hand if this is you?

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