You likely have to be a connoisseur of sandwiches to be elected.
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“James, I’m beginning to worry about your diet. It could use a little more balance.”
“More salad will not help me prove my worth to the National Pizza Council…”
“It would help you stay alive longer on the council…”
“…but now that I think about it, I wonder if anyone has made mini-calzone croutons!”
“I can no longer help you.”
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How about this, Salad Pizza?
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…taco salad pizza?
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I’m not sure I agree, but I do appreciate a Frank assessment.
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There is a taco pizza that’s pretty good.
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Jan. 7th mind blowing random thought of the day: Approx. 47% of all French horn players have reported suffering hearing loss due to prolonged use of their instrument.
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I love stats 
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Jan. 7th mind blowing random thought of the day: India law requires that all internet café owners take pictures of their customers, keep their browser history for up to a year, and regularly forward all data to the government.
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How far away?
Camels can smell water from 5km away, according to King, and in such minuscule amounts that groups of them have been known to tear air conditioners apart in search of moisture. The animals can drink 200 liters of water in three minutes, making them a serious threat during the drought that has already caused over a dozen towns to run out of drinking water and created the conditions for one of the worst bushfire seasons in Australian history.
Source: RT rt.com/news/477666-camel-cull-australia-bushfire-outrage/
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Jan. 8th mind blowing random thought of the day: First launched in 1765, the HMS Victory is the oldest warship still in commission today.
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I knew that one Rob, yay! 
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You’re smarter than average then! 
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Jan.9th mind blowing random thought of the day: Aaron Burr continued to perform his duties as vice president despite being wanted for murder in New Jersey and New York when he shot and killed former Secretary of the Treasury Alexander Hamilton in 1804.
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Never thought of that! Reminds me of the article “Ascension of the Dog”.