Mornings are the best now. I sit. Do my gratitude list. Prior, mornings were just dredful. Pooping is magic.
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Behold! The S.H.A.R.T. machine. Scientifically very cool. Diarrheal diseases kill a lot of people. This could detect community outbreaks.
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(o)
Ten characters.
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( _ o _ )
Back at yah!
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The apprentice still has much to learn.
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Space before and after the underscore.
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Only because TS uses some special characters as formatting tags, so you have to get creative to stop it ruining a perfectly good ASCII butt-fart
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Oh my word 
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Ahhh the sober poop…tis like someone handing me a £5 note👌
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Maybe they could add a sensor for singing in the bathroom too. Help the world identify the next Pavarotti and Sills.
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I can say with some certainty that I have never heard a singing pooper over the age of 8ish.
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One tennismate mentioned he had very stinky poop a few weeks ago. I mentioned that I don’t drink anymore so it’s not for me. He rolled with his eyes, he sure drinks enough but that’s not up to me 
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Unless its a one cheek sneak…
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Remind your friend that pooh normally is stinky and doesn’t often smell like freshly cut roses…
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I really want to add to this wonderful thread. I’ve been thinking about it for quite some time. 
My GI is very happily moving all of the time since I was born. It has been nervous for all kinds of reasons giving me the runs: Dates, exams, speaking in front of people and COFFEE. Yes, I had to be fast to the loo when drinking alkohol. But I have the same effect when drinking coffee. This is very very nasty!!! 
So it’s rarely coffee for me 
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Omg! I have never needed a coffee cup more than this one
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I thought about this thread last week when I had the most satisfying poo of my life. I almost wrote a pun filled ode about sober poops but then my day got busy. My odiferous ode to poop is back in the chamber, I’ll make this try number two (). Coming soon…
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