The way I rolled my eyes 
I absolutely hate this but I can’t stop laughing. Think I’m gonna poop my pants
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Today I get the Popular Link badge for 50 people clicking through on the article about alcoholic poops at the top. I’m so proud.
I’d just like to take a moment to thank everyone who helped make this possible. May your poos ever be firm. 
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Best. Topic. Ever.
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Once I got sober I was like a Play Doh “Fun Factory” (for those of you who remember those).
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All I can picture is the one that made hair and if that is the case the medical community should have been involved. 
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This topic is the shit
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I don’t know, I’d say it’s my second favorite. Number 2, if you will… 
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That makes sense. You dont want to force it.
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Well in the end, they all end up the same but it hasn’t bowled me over yet.
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Ah poop, break time is over for me. Duty calls!
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It was more like an extruder…one big long piece would squeeze out.
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The possibilities are endless! 
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I feel im a mix between 0 and 7
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times ten
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I love this thread and the people who keep it going so smoothly year after year.
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As an ex-heroin/fentanyl user, I can say that in my active addiction I would maybe have a “movement” once every 2 weeks and then, when I did have one, I would frequently sit on the toilet CRYING because it hurt so bad, coming out.
One more reason to feel blessed to be Clean. I’m so glad that’s over.
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That’s me! Day 4 AF and I’m constipated again. Doing my head in! 
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This too will pass
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No pun intended, right?