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2 words. Psyllium husks.

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Inspired by reading this thread:

We’ve all been there, enjoyed spicy food the night before and then the next day it’s time to pay, dearly. What I am wondering is: what are those uncomfortable moments on the toilet called in your language and how does it translate to English? I will start:

  • burn ass (US?)
  • ring sting (UK)
  • burns on the way in and on the way out
  • fire in the hole
  • ring of fire
  • there’s a fire in the Porcelain Express / Ceramic expressway
  • Dutch: heet in de mond = heet in de kont (hot in the mouth = hot in the ass)
  • German: das brennt zweimal (that burns twice)

Please enlighten us all with your best :fire::poop: phrases!

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I can’t even believe I’m answering this, but I will. How about ‘ burns on the way in and on the way out’

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I have added it to the list!

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Ring Of Fire

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:sweat_smile: I’m at the beginning of sobriety and when I was in the bathroom this morning I was actually thinking about this. No kidding. :sweat_smile::sweat_smile::sweat_smile::sweat_smile:

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There’s a fire in the Porcelain Express / Ceramic expressway.

We also say here that we are “dropping the kids off at the pool”. :face_vomiting:

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laughing-hilarious

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We say Das brennt zweimal. This burns double :grin:
Thanks for reviving my favourite thread!!!
Happy sober poops folks!

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That is just a general term for doing a #2, no? Not specific to the aftermath of a spicy meal?

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Yes, but what if the kids have a fever.

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200w (1)

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