The Stupid Polls thread (Part 2)

Just for Fun
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Thank you to everyone who entertained the idea. I was hoping to be useful to all, and realized in return how much this benefited me to get positive feedback and engage in this adventure. I’d been nostalgic for a good choose your adventure.

Thanks :v:

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766

Eight of wands is me. And I felt it.

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767

I too picked the purple portal and this is spot on! Thank you for doing this, I bookmarked it with a reminder. Will definitely be with me for the entire year :blush::smiling_face_with_three_hearts:

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768

Haven‘t looked into my tarot cards in a while, but I love how they channel my thinking into a direction. Thank you!

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769

I see a ideal for a new thread

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770

What is it?

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771

Would you tell your boss if they had a visible booger?

  • Yeah, right away, no hesitation
  • No way, I want to keep my job
  • I would subtly hint to the boogs by rubbing my nose
0 voters
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772

What animal hibernates the longest?

  • Bears
  • Yo mama
  • Snail
  • Koala
  • Sloth
0 voters
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773

:rofl: :rofl: Yo Mama :rofl:

I was waiting for an option of “me” LOL

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774

200w (3)

Snails can hibernate for 3 years!!! This lengthy period of sleep is called hibernation or estivation, and it’s a way for snails to conserve moisture and survive in extreme temperatures.

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Strange / Fun Facts
775

This is one of the reasons I became an entrepreneur

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776

lol, yeah me too. I was the boss though. 67% told me 100% of the time… Got to go.

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777
  • wet the brush, apply paste, wet the paste, brush, rinse the brush
  • wet the brush, apply paste, brush, rinse the brush
  • apply paste, wet the paste, brush, rinse the brush
  • apply paste, brush, rinse the brush
  • do not rinse the brush, before or after (you animal!)
  • remove teeth, place in water with fizzy tablet
0 voters
778

Ive wondered about this often lol im glad you started the poll @SinceIAwoke

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779

I apparently voted incorrectly. I have made note that YES I do “wet the paste.”

It’s now 7 and 5 - not 8 and 4. :rofl:

780

I soak the business end in hydrogen peroxide for a few minutes once a week.

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781

How many condiments do you use on a hamburger/cheeseburger?

  • 6 (Napkins are of no use here; please bring me a beach towel instead.)
  • 5
  • 4 (I enjoy a more robust flavor profile.)
  • 3
  • 2 (I am a minimalist and require only the essentials.)
  • 1
  • 0 (I prefer it dry because I’m a psychopath.)
0 voters
782

(I’m a bit emotional at the moment as this is all very fresh)
Your spouse has very different political views than you (that you happen to feel promotes intolerance). You pull into the laneway after a long day at work, then picking up your son from school and a snowy, stormy drive home. You see two large political signs supporting a person & political party you do not support. You text spouse to see if they’re aware the signs were being posted. They only reply “yes”. I responded politely I would appreciate a conversation about this. And point out they’d not be happy if I posted signs I align with. No response.
Do I:

  • Suck it up, buttercup! Leave the signs. It’s “his house” and land
  • remove them before he’s home
  • Put signs up that align with my values.
  • Wait until he’s home to discuss further
0 voters
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783

Kendrick Lamar showed us all that pettiness is the way to go. Be petty and throw that shit out without any discussion

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784

I don’t think it’s petty. He put it there without asking you. I am pretty sure you have equal rights there/EVERYWHERE!

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