A recent poll shows that everyone loves polls!
So, let’s answer those burning questions you have by throwing up a poll here. Help me by making this about nothing but stupid polls.
First and foremost, we need to know:
If you had to only eat one thing for the rest of your life, would it be:
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I have voted in the first poll, and then voted against voting in polls. This is a deliberate attempt to cause disruption. But my pie vote is genuine.
Would you rather:
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There is a stupid poll across the street from my house. I’m surprised I havent hit it with my car yet.
Homer Simpson always survives this. 
I mean, if these are the only choices… at least I’m in a mountain.
Is this still a thing?
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When it comes to pets which do you prefer:
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Apparently I’m a dog magnet, though. In the past month, three separate dog owners have remarked on their dog being more drawn to me than they normally would be with a stranger. One of the dogs wandered away from its owner 30 ft away, and right up lied down against my body as I was sitting on the grass. Stayed there for a good 20-30 minutes, wandered off, then came back for another 10.
A nice affirmation that there are some living beings that don’t mind spending time with me 
For a year, you can only have one of these three items. You pick:
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Not fair!!! Hahaha
Dogs seems to gravitate to me as well. I think they can sense kind souls 
I’m glad my dog can’t read cuz I just voted for my cat.
Why are children not on the list?
I thought that said SHEEP
Well… there is “Other”. 
You’re a stupid poll.
So far we’ve learned that pie is king, yes, this is still a thing, death by mountain side is the way to go, dogs are better than cats, sleep is important, we need photos of Derek’s wedding, and @NateRC should keep his beard… Now or need to know…
Which is the best boy band of all time?
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