The Stupid Polls thread

A recent poll shows that everyone loves polls!

So, let’s answer those burning questions you have by throwing up a poll here. Help me by making this about nothing but stupid polls.

First and foremost, we need to know:

If you had to only eat one thing for the rest of your life, would it be:

  • Pie
  • Cake

0 voters

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I have voted in the first poll, and then voted against voting in polls. This is a deliberate attempt to cause disruption. But my pie vote is genuine.

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Would you rather:

  • Be eaten alive by fire ants
  • Fall down 1 mile of mountainside, hitting every rock and tree on the way
  • Get rubbed down by bark for an hour, slivering up your whole naked body.

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There is a stupid poll across the street from my house. I’m surprised I havent hit it with my car yet.

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Homer Simpson always survives this. :rofl:

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I mean, if these are the only choices… at least I’m in a mountain.

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@Frank68 that’s hilarious!

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Is this still a thing?

  • Yes
  • Ughhhh
  • No

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When it comes to pets which do you prefer:

  • Dogs
  • Cats
  • Birds
  • Fish
  • Reptiles
  • Other
  • None

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Apparently I’m a dog magnet, though. In the past month, three separate dog owners have remarked on their dog being more drawn to me than they normally would be with a stranger. One of the dogs wandered away from its owner 30 ft away, and right up lied down against my body as I was sitting on the grass. Stayed there for a good 20-30 minutes, wandered off, then came back for another 10.

A nice affirmation that there are some living beings that don’t mind spending time with me :joy:

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For a year, you can only have one of these three items. You pick:

  • Electricity
  • Sleep
  • Pizza

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Not fair!!! Hahaha

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Dogs seems to gravitate to me as well. I think they can sense kind souls :blush:

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I’m glad my dog can’t read cuz I just voted for my cat.

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Why are children not on the list?

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I thought that said SHEEP

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Well… there is “Other”. :thinking:

You’re a stupid poll.

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  • Should I shave my beard?
  • Yes
  • No

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So far we’ve learned that pie is king, yes, this is still a thing, death by mountain side is the way to go, dogs are better than cats, sleep is important, we need photos of Derek’s wedding, and @NateRC should keep his beard… Now or need to know…

Which is the best boy band of all time?

  • N’sync
  • Backstreet Boys
  • New Kids on the Block
  • 98 Degrees
  • Menudo

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