You got your witch hazel pops ready? 
Man, I was way off. I still have a dirty mind.
At least I wasn’t eating when I read this.
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Love this 
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Are you doing a home birth???
Wow. That’s fantastic! I don’t have children so I’m not in the know. Do you have a midwife? Or are you flying solo? Is your other child nervous about it?
That’s amazing! You’re due any day now right? So excited for you! Congrats!!!
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Sorry I just realized how rude and pushy that was of me. It wasn’t my intention. But your child is none of my business. I apologize for overstepping my bounds.
May I ask what made you decide on a lotus birth? I think it’s great that your daughter is jazzed about the experience!
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@anon46927530 I was just thinking about your story from a couple of weeks ago, and died laughing. I’m not sure why I even thought about it, but thank you.
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It’s a good story…now 
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I hope you don’t mind, but i read it out loud to my mother. With tears streaming down my face. She laughed a bit, then told me how happy she is that I found this app. Ugh. Thanks mom. I’m crying laughing, and you are all proud and shit.
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Heavens no, share away!
Something weird is happening with my phone. If you get a PM from me with a too good to be true offer of delicious smoked pork shoulder loaf, don’t click the link. It’s just
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How did I miss this!
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Oy. Dad joke.