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and when I don’t wear any makeup: Are you sick?
:grimacing:

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I never wear make up. Weddings, funerals, and job interviews. It has to be a really important occasion. It almost always makes me get an itchy rash. But when I wear it everyone asks me why I don’t wear it more often because I look so much better. Gee, thanks.

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:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Hahahahaha

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Love this :joy:

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Me too
:persevere::persevere::persevere::persevere::persevere::persevere::persevere:

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I miss @SweetTea too!!!

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Uuuuh this guy’s in trouble now :joy:

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So im at work the other day. And my guy friend messages me and hes like hey got a quick question, call me at work. So im like ok, i will in a little bit. So i pick my work phone up, dial the number and all of a sudden i hear. This is the masterbation hotline, if you think you have a problem and i hung up very quickly. Lmao! I am so going to get him back for that one! I owe him big time! And btw, i called from my work phone, so the masterbatuon hotline will be on the call log.
Have a great day everyone!

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Order a subscription to the raunchiest porn magazine you can find and have it delivered to his house. Or better yet his office.

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Tranny porn or gay porn would be best!

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I wonder if they have a dildo of the month club or something?

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Hummmm … alexis whats 2017’s dildo of the year? …derek why the fuck did your picture come up? Lmfao

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Bc I’m a dickhead?

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Then i must be number 2… asshole first… lol

This is hilarious I’ve watched it like 20 times already haha. Looks like we will see each other in hell then haha

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Haha I would be jumping like to too if that were me and my sister haha

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:thinking:

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