I’ll steal your cat and post pictures to prove it
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This might prove difficult, with Ronin. Just a heads up. 
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Haha
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im stealing the tags off of your dry clean only garments. so you wont know and then wash them by mistake.
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I’m gonna remove all the Do Not Remove tags from your pillows. Then call the FBI and tell them you removed them. That’s a federal offense folks
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Baby wipes. I’m stealing the baby wipes
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I’m joining you on this heist. And after we get the wipes, Im taking more than 50/50 previously agreed upon.
I’m stealing your laundry detergent and dishwasher detergent and replacing it with dish soap so it bubbles over
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I’m stealing all the bristles from tooth brushes hair brushes And teeth from combs!
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I’m also stealing all the dates from your mind so you have to keep track with Tally’s!
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One blade from each ceiling fan
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Gaahhh the noise it would make from rotating unbalanced! Monster.
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I’m stealing the little button off all your lighters, you’ll just have to stab your finger every time you need a light.
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As a non smoker paying taxes to support a public health system, I have zero complaints about this. I will buy stock in whoever manufactures thimbles.
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Your toddler’s favourite stuffed animal.
You can keep every. single. other one.
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I am stealing your dustpan! Maybe your hangers too.
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I’m gonna take all your sponges, chux, scrubbers, rags and towels.
Just try wiping your kitchen benches down or doing the dishes now!
You’ll turn to the sink to grab something to wipe up the mess on the kitchen bench and be like…
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I’m stealing the lids to your pots and pans.
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I will hunt you down if you steal little man’s foxy. We will never sleep again if it’s gone 
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Mwahahahah
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