What are you stealing?

[ifs]

I’m stealing the opening tabs off @Eke’s cans of Lacroix.

[AyBee]

Hahahahaha!
You’ll have a pocketful of tabs from the hundreds of cans @Eke stockpiles.

[AyBee]

I’m turning your toaster brownness up to max then stealing the dial knob

[Eke]

As if I were above biting directly into the can…

[AyBee]

[Quit4myDaughter]

I’m stealing the silverware tray from out of your dishwasher…

[AyBee]

That was first post… because it’s so slightly inconvenient and evil LoL

[Quit4myDaughter]

Well if thats not there then I’m stealing the spray bar thing from under the top basket. So all your cups and bowls stay dirty and the grossness just gets cooked onto every cup you own.

[AyBee]

Hahahahaha
Taking it to the next level.
It would take most people a time to work out what was wrong as things would still get wet and sightly cleaned.
Genius!

[Quit4myDaughter]

Then Im taking the push button ignitor off of the bbq. So you have to reach in under the grill to light it every time.

[anon43625156]

id steal your moms love and be your younger then you stepdad

[ifs]

This tab from your unopened milk jug.

[ifs]

I’m stealing your shoelaces, too.

[ifs]

Yes! Exactly the right amount of evil.

[Quit4myDaughter]

thats so pimp​:joy:

[Gabe.G]

I’m gonna steal your wife. Take her to a nice seafood dinner and then never call her again

[ifs]

She’ll steal your gas cap when you drop her off, though.

[Gabe.G]

Damn it!! Then my check engine light will turn on and I won’t know why. Noooooooooooo

[Gabe.G]

Yes she is

[ifs]

I’d steal the crust from your pizza (just the outside edge, not the bottom).