My daughter finally admitted to taking my only 2 guitar picks and putting them here, in this hole in the weight bench 
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I’m stealing the cutter-bar from your kitchen wraps and papers… And from your tape dispenser.
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I’m stealing your children and leaving mine in their place. Mine are monsters! Mwahahaha
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I’m stealing the faceplates from your power outlets. They will work just fine, but it’ll bug you, and you’ll have to
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REPLACE them. 
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I’d steal garbage can lids.
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Your daughter wins the game!!
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I’m stealing the volume-down button(s) for your TV, on both the remote control and on the TV unit.
Yeah… You can turn the volume up okay, but you can never turn it down again.
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I spent 3 hours looking for them:joy:
I’m stealing every second handle from every cupboard and drawer in your kitchen
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I’m stealing the front insert from one of your CD cases.
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I’m stealing your meat thermometer and your Immodium.
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I’m stealing your coasters.
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I’m stealing the fine side of your nail file. You are now forced to use only the rough side and suffer through unfinished edges to your nails that catch on all your clothing
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I’m stealing the flush button to all your toilets.
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You and your fancy flush buttons. We have handles/levers
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I’m stealing one lens from your glasses
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I’m stealing all the lids to your travel coffee mugs- you won’t know it until you are already running late to work, and now have to chug piping hot coffee down to an acceptable, non spill-able level before you can leave🤨
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Replace the office coffee with de-caf.
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That’s self-sabotage 
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No it isn’t if you’re not addicted to caffeine 
Of course there’s the fact that you need to deal with extra pissy co-workers, LOL.
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