I accidentally did this one day. Being the first one in the office, It was my job to fill the coffee beans and I switched them. 
Thankfully, I realized it when I took my first sip and fixed it before everyone arrived or there would have been a bunch of useless, miserable teammates. 
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I’d steal your toothpaste
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All the phone cord charging boxes 
And the A/C adapter car plug in one’s
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Everybody’s car keys. And yes, in the end this is only slightly inconveniencing to almost all people although they will not agree.
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That’s what I mean by self sabotage because you’ll have to deal with an office full of grouches
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I’m stealing all the cotton from the ends of your q-tips.
You now have a box of short sticks.
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I’m stealing the sharp kitchen knives so all you can use to cook with are serrated steak knives.
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I’m gonna steal the serrations from your steak knives and turn them into butter knives.
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Now that’s just stone cold.
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I’d take the heels off of all your high heel shoes or the stacked heels off of men’s boots.
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Better yet… Just take one heel off each pair
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even better!
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I’m stealing that one annoying friend you have but you put up with them because they pet sit for you when you’re out of town. And they do it for free.
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I’m stealing the little handle/pull tab on all your zippers
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I’m stealing the chain that connects the handle to the flapper in the toilet tank.
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I’m stealing the power buttons on all the remotes.
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I’m stealing all thumbs and big toes
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The straw to your pump bottle of hand soap
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All your cutting boards
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Right.
I’m having two things…
#1: the minute hand off all your clocks.
#2: that round thing on your keyring which is used to get a shop trolley.
Feel that (slight) inconvenience!! 
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