Last page of the book you’re reading
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A single ring/hook of each curtain so that it always looks off when shut
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I’d take all the toilet paper.
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All of the can openers!
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I’m stealing all your fast chargers.
You’ll still be able to charge your phone, but you’ll be digging out an old 1w charger and it will take 8-10 hours
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I’m stealing the elastic bands from y’alls undies.
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I’m stealing your good pillow and leaving the clumpy one that smells a bit like mildew.
Then replacing your coffee filters with ones two times too big or two times too small for your coffee maker.
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Bold of you to assume my undies have any elastic left.
Checkmate
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I’m stealing the middle C key from all the piano’s.
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Touchė!
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All but one of the blades from your ceiling fan
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Everything you can use to shave.
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Oooh!
How about leaving everything you need to shave but stealing every blade out of every razor?
You’ve got the foam, you’ve got the brush, you’ve got a pile of razor handles with absolutely no blades.
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You’re a meaaaaan person 
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You all are soo smart! I have been thinking about what I could steal to mildly inconvenience people and I can’t think of anything haha. I just like reading all the comments.
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I’ve spent on and off all day going through this thread and I think they got everything stolen that can be 
It’s been the highlight of my day though. These comments are gold
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They are!!! Literally the only thing I could think of was removing doorknobs lol but then I thought… that would just leave a hole that I can use to open it… so how inconvenient would that REALLY be lol
Then I was thinking about stealing faucets haha If I remove those the water would just spray everywhere!
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not me thinking the doorknobs were a good idea at first
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I’m stealing a small section of one of the wires that connect to the inside of the light switch panel. The part I’m taking isn’t the end of the wire, so that I can keep the wires connected to the light switch panel, but the current doesn’t get from the source to the switch. This would be done by making a careful incision in the protective covering a little further down the wire, so that it is not easily seen even if someone takes off the light switch plate and looks inside. It would seem like everything is connected properly on first glance.
This light switch would be the one that controls that one light that is really annoying or difficult to change the bulb. It would also take place during the middle of winter when the days are shortest for maximum effect.
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I’m stealing the ends to all your shoelaces.
I’ll leave enough behind that they still go through the lace holes but there is not quite enough left for you to be able to actual tie them up.
Then I’m stealing the structural integrity of the remaining lace by partially cutting through it. It will look intact but as you try and pull the laces tighter in a desperate attempt to tie your short laces together, the lace will snap.
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