I am stealing all your pens, leaving you with pencils only. Taking the pencil sharpener with me on my way out.
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I’m stealing the scroll wheel from your mouse.
Now you have to use the sliders on the side of the page.
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I’m stealing all the 6-strip extension cords and plug adapters from your house.
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Stealing the chain from inside your toilet that attaches the the flapper.
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Take the fuse out of their Time Domain Reflectometer so they can’t use it locate the break.
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Brilliant. 
Though we might be leaving the territory of ‘inconvenience’ at this point and entering the ‘how to drive someone mad’ realm. 
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You can’t really appreciate just how screwed up this is, unless you’ve had to fish new wire up through walls and across a ceiling to get from the source back to the new light fixture you probably already went out and bought. Nicely done. 
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Nice.
I had a book on insults around the world and this one from Brazil (I think) fits nicely here:
May your balls be eternally itchy and your arms too short to scratch them.
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All the good hair ties.
All the chapsticks, except the melted one.
All the straws to the reusable cups.
All the bread & tortilla ties.
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Every second button from all of your shirts and all the flies from your jeans, pants, skirts.
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Every left shoe.
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Three fourths of the handle to the toothbrush
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All the vacuum cleaner bags.
Might as well take your can openers while I’m at it.
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Just take the cutting wheel out of the can opener.
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oh thats genius!
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Well, I go back to the idea of slight inconvenience:
I would steal all the light bulbs and hide it behind the cat food storage. So you go crazy with hungry miowing cats in the evening unless you manage to feed them in the dark by candlelight, discover the light bulbs and put it back into the lamps 
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Yeah…I like the original inconvenience aspect.
I’d steal the batteries out of your smoke detectors, then all the spare 9v batteries you may have so that every 30-60 seconds they will beep until you can get to a store and replace them.
Bonus points for stealing the step stool/ladder while you are at the store so you get home and find you can’t reach the detectors to replace the batteries.
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I’m taking all the lids from your useful sized food storage containers and the zippers from your sandwich baggies… I’ll leave you some non stick saran wrap (with the serrated edge missing).
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