I’ll steal your smooth glide dental floss and replace it with the cheap stuff that shreds and gets stuck between your teeth
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Your vacuum cleaner. Gone.
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Your kitchen garbage, too.
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Your router during COVID-19 lockdown (no Internet; take that 
)
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Your coffee filters
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I think that is what happened with my dental floss. It’s fake floss that was relabeled. Im taking all your pillow cases and facial creams and cleansers. Say hello to acne for me.
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The dustpan.
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Your ripe avocados, and return them after one day.
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I would take the dispenser and leave the tape.
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I’m taking the buttons from off your keyboard. Strtng wth th vwls.
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I was going say exactly the same thing 
This thread:
All household object parts: I’m finally appreciated!
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Sounds like a favor instead of a curse! 
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Even better, rearrange them so none of them close properly.
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The carbonation from your sparkling water 
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The frosting from your frosted mini wheats
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How about rather than just steal we add a little something? For every item I steal I’ll add a condom in it’s place.
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I’m imagining sitting down with a metal file, working for hours.
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