The same things you do! 
I havent used a microwave in… 6 or 7 years.
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Doing hard-boiled eggs in the microwave is the best. You can just put the whole carton in and set the timer for 10-12 minutes.
Perfect every time
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Playing ping pong and dented our only ball. Had the bright idea that the microwave would pop the dent out, blew the door open instead!!
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Genuinely, it’s the best way to cook bone-marrow.
Is that true about Russia lol??
heard of people using chef mike to cook eggs but never tried it and am kind of apprehensive too
You are correct to be apprehensive.
Please don’t do it.
They will explode and cause an almighty mess
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Wait, I thought that charged them?
No way?? Are you for real?
Ha. Asked and answered
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Maybe it was an undead roach. Like, how would you know?
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Pepperoni an mozzarella
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Fresh vegetables cook faster in the microwave then on the stove top
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If you put your ear close enough to an undead roach’s mouth, you should be able to hear a tiny, tiny, little "brains’’. It’s ALMOST adorable.
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Burritos and veggie sausage patties are the only things that goes into our microwave.
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I would have trouble with this part. Maybe I’ll just go ahead and microwave it to find out instead.
