You Know You're Getting Old When

You know you’re getting old when you need your shampoo and soap to be on a shelf in perfect height in the shower sp you don’t have to bend down on the floor to use them.

Because if you do you might not get up.

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Brilliant :rofl::rofl::rofl:

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All your favourite music artists and movie stars have died or about to ( Apart from Ozzy Osborne - It’s beyond our current level of scientific knowledge)

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Ha! Also, when you have to make sure the shampoo is on the left, conditioner on the right! Because you can’t read the labels anymore!:joy::joy::joy::joy:

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This reminds me of the first time I went into a Vallarta Market and the teenage girl behind the counter called me Señora. I had to think about that for a sec :sweat_smile: I said we’ll atleast it’s not Doña. It’s very respectful but for much for an older lady lol

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You know you’re getting old when you agree with the parents in Disney movies because you think they are reasonable. :laughing:

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When you and your friends start telling each other how all you guys are chewing on only one side of the mouth.

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I read about this recently. The article said that most people have one specific side that they prefer to chew on. I checked with my family members they all do.

I don’t I take a bite on one side, and then I usually take the next bite on another side. It kinda depends where the bite lands.

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Nah man, we all need to have our old ass fillings redone.

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Maybe that’s the thing. I’ve never need to fix a tooth like that ever.

I’ve cracked a tooth in half once on my tongue piercing, dentist pulled out out. But I have problems with a small jaw so it’s not visible. It just gave more room for the other ones.

(I had like six of them pulled out when I was a teen, to get braces) Still crooked :laughing:

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I know I’m old This was my first game console. My daughter gets a kick out of it when I tell her stories of my “gaming” days.

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When you no longer recognize that person staring back at you through the mirror…
My god man, where did you get all those wrinkles from!! :crazy_face:
But aging is better than the alternative, and sober just helps me appreciate this stage that much more! :heart:

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Good thing the dentist pulled out of the small jaw. Small jaws are complicated
My wife had two tear cuts on the corner of her mouth for months and still they didn’t get the roots of the tooth. Became major surgery

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I loved the simplicity of those controllers: one stick and one button. The game :video_game: controllers nowadays have about 42 buttons on 'em and you have to be a jet fighter pilot to operate the things!

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My lead fillings definitely need redoing - I’m old

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My first console was a Sega Mega Drive, with Alex Kidd, which was Sega’s mascot before Sonic the hedgehog stole the show :laughing:
I worked ans entire spring season babysitting the neighbors kids for $1/ and hour to be able to buy that game from a friend for $15
And on graduation day fro like 3rd grade I was able to buy it.

I have the mini consoles of Nintendo 8bit and superintendo, and the ATgames console (which is under Atari’s license)
And I remember when my friend went from Nintendo to super Nintendo, he called me pretty late in the afternoon extremely excited. “You have to come over to my house right now, I’ve got a new console with A LOT of colorful buttons. That we can play Mario and Yoshi with”

Or parents got pretty tired with us sitting with the game during that summer. So they decided to make us think about something else. Friends mother took us to his cousins who lived in a farm like an hour away. And said we could choose a kitten to bring back home, but we had to stay a week so it’ll get used to us.
We choosed a red one and named it Yoshi :laughing:
And had a blast the entire week, without our game.

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That’s so funny…our cat’s name is Yoshi, too. :+1:

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That’s funny for sure :smile:

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Yep,and I can sing the intro to all those cartoon shows (The old real intro ofc) :laughing:

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