I’m late to the friday thread, it’s almost over here.
What a day!!! I’m not sure if there’s a similar term in English: We have a term called Heiteres Bezirksgericht refering to funny/idiotic/ surreal/ nonsense trials at the local court level.
I had my episode today. Back to square one with the expertise on the market value. The expert annoyed the judge, this idiot couldn’t even explain correctly on what he based his report in the 1st - FIRST - question that my ex’ lawyer presented 
Well, the judge was not amused about the comment " I always do it this way!". Not the best argument in court when your report must contain valid values.
So this expert was fired, the judge mumbled that the choice to appoint this expert was a grasp into the loo (phrase literally translated 
) and he will appoint another one to make a new expertise on the market value of the farm.
YEAH, another year down with no settlement and no end in sight
More costs.
I really hope for my idiotic ex he finds some dumbass to pay the lunatic amount of money he thinks the farm is worth. My lawyer told them, in this case I would sell the next day with a kiss on the hand 
So I was surrounded by idiots in the morning, had a rest at the farmhouse to heat and go through the post and a lovely afternoon with hours of eating and chatting with a friend. I even stopped by at a party from other friends for an hour before I drove home and fell into my beloved cozy bed where I sort out the day with purring cats on and around me.
If I could draw, my grim sense of humor would make a comic of this whole idiotic way to separate finances in divorce. If someone is familiar with the Clever & Smart comics … I see parallels 
Have a good sober friday folks whatever you are doing or have done 
