Aww, that’s sweet of them though!
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Lol…it was…I will have to call them back…i am feeling better 
Haha, man I just read all this again and it’s just as funny the second time! I’ve done pretty good about avoiding booze and I haven’t had an event come up I need to go to (weddings, business meetings, etc) but I know they’re coming, I’m supposed to be a groomsman in 2 weddings this year and I can’t avoid those. Now when they come up the first time someone offers me booze I’m not gonna be able to think of anything but u yellin I have diarrhea, at which point my scattered brain is gonna go off on it’s own little journey as I sing “diarrhea cha-cha-cha”. I won’t be able to say no because I’ll be laughing so hard as I walk away lol, thanks for that dude!
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I don’t know… See, I’ve just taken the straight up approach. I tell everyone I’m recovering. I figure that if they can’t accept it, or are ignorant towards what I’m going through, then maybe they weren’t that great of friends/family to begin with. For me, it’s been freeing just to be honest for once, because drinking made me a liar among other things.
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Think i will do that…just still a tad hard
Ok sis, if you say so! My battle cry!
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I love you! That is great!
Ha ha ha…I really did laugh out loud! Although secretly, I can so see myself doing that! 
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I want to know how your story went from having stomach issues, dr recommends no yeast which means beer to you confessing to what kinda sounds like a womans yeast infection prior to your battle cry of diarrhea Did you not practice your delivery ?
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Most of the problem with his condition is controlling the delivery 
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Lmao …getoffmylawn
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Not as well as i should have
That actually made me feel better !! Sorry that happen, but I see myself doing that too 
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Here is the thing you will learn. Most people wont notice, and if they do, a simple no thank you, or I am not drinking tonight works. If they get pushy, are they worth relapsing over? Alcohol is simply not an option for us, and those that done realize that have no room in my life…granted I am at 114 days. It took awhile to see all this for me.
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You are right, thank you. Just 9 days is not as many as you. I see failure more, cuz it’s my start of my recovery. Thank you again.
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At nine days, I was fragile. I have failed so many times. At my age, failure wasnt an option any longer. Sober is better, and I will do anything to stay that way.
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Oh my…I had to laugh out loud about that sorry At least you stood sober AND entertained the whole restaurant 
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Lmaooooo this one gets funnier every time I see it.
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