Bill Bailey can take care of this one
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I have never woke up in the morning wishing I had drank the night before, but I have woke up many times wishing I hadn’t…
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So with many of us showin the hate for nickleback:
Tiny Tim was 6’1" and was worth 50 million
At the time of his death…
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Funny that he was worth so much and ive never even heard of him!
You may never be the same…
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Man that song always creeped me out as a kid in the first place and then they went and put it in Insidious while that demon is standing at the bench grinder sharpening his claws lol. I watched it with an ex girlfriend and we were sitting in the garage at 2 am smoking cuz we didnt smoke in the house, she kept getting up to go to her sons room to check on him and every time she got about halfway down the long dark assed hallway that led into the kitchen id start whistling the tune. She kept running back in the garage and smacking me, after about 7 or 8 times she finally made me go do it and by then i had freaked myself out 
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This is the Chinese year of pig. Im rooster. Who are you?
That dude is as creepy as it gets…what I can’t fathom is how he made it as far as he did.
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Feb. 28th mind blowing random thought of the day: On February 28, 1909, the 1st National Woman’s Day was observed in the United States. Organized by the Socialist Party of America in honor of the 1908 garment workers’ strike in New York, women protested against the terrible working conditions of the time as part of the women’s suffrage movement.
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Mar. 1st mind blowing random thought of the day: The oldest archaeological evidence ever discovered for a soup recipe was from around 6,000 B.C.E. and called for hippopotamus and sparrow meat.
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Mar. 2nd mind blowing random thought of the day: Dr. Seuss wrote ‘Green Eggs and Ham’ in 1960 as the result of a bet made by his publisher Bennett Cerf that he couldn’t write an entire book using only 50 unique words or less. Seuss won by using just 49 words to write what would become one of the best selling and most popular books of his career.
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Mar. 3rd mind blowing random thought of the day: Benjamin Harrison was the first president to have electricity installed in the White House. However, he was too terrified of being electrocuted to ever turn on the lights himself.
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Fact checked! Because computers.
I dunno, @DungeonMaster. If the transcript I found was good, there are 53 unique words. In order of appearance:
I, am, Sam, that, do, not, like, would, you, green, eggs, and, ham, them, here, or, there, anywhere, in, a, house, then, with, mouse, eat, box, fox, could, car, they, are, may, will, see, tree, let, me, be, train, on, say, the, dark, rain, goat, boat, so, try, if, he, tries, good, thank
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Whoop! Yep, bad transcript. An added line and a typo. 50 words:
I, am, Sam, that, do, not, like, would, you, green, eggs, and, ham, them, here, or, there, anywhere, in, a, house, with, mouse, eat, box, fox, could, car, they, are, may, will, see, tree, let, me, be, train, on, say, the, dark, rain, goat, boat, so, try, if, good, thank
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Off by 1. Not bad still
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Mar. 4th mind blowing random thought of the day: The planet Mars appears reddish in color because it is covered in iron oxide, the same element found in rust and blood. In Roman mythology, they associated the color with the battlefield, and so named the planet after the god of war.
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Ah I find almost every astronomical fact mind blowing! Can’t choose between the latest discovery of 300.000 distant galaxies or closer to home: that our milky way, when he was still young and apparently hungry it ate a couple of other galaxies.
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Yeah, ive been making em here and there lately, most of em i think would be considered in poor taste on here so i havent been posting them. Most are about drugs or overdoses…sort of a cheap therapy to help get past my friend dying the other week. Embracing the suck as the military guys say lol
Im guessing not too many people on here have seen those guys youtube vids, it didnt get much of a response at least lol, if u havent seen it this is what its from. The full version is called ‘is it chill if i chill here’ theyre so stupid its funny lol
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Sonoluminescence. Weird s–t, for real.
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