Smelling Sober - perfume, cologne, body spray, etc. FREE QUIZ INSIDE! šŸ˜†

When I was younger, my mother briefly sold Avon, which left me completely disillusioned in the fragrance department until about seven years ago while browsing through a duty free store. Before then perfume = ā€œweird old lady smell.ā€ :laughing: So beyond the very occasional scented lotion (that someone else probably gave me), I didnā€™t care much for fragrance.

Like everything else I ā€œdiscoverā€, I researched fragrances to death (which at one point included going to different stores and interviewing different perfume sales people :laughing:). I also ended up with quite the collection.

This thread is inspired by @apes2020ā€™s beauty thread (link below) and will function as a ā€œsister threadā€ to it. Iā€™d love to see what fragrances other people use whether itā€™s a type of perfume, cologne, lotion, body spray, soap, or whatever.


What kind of fragrance person are you? (you can choose up to five :laughing: .

  • I love perfume/cologne and probably have WAY too many bottles.
  • I have several bottles of perfume/cologne so that I can switch things up when I feel like it.
  • I have a signature scent and rarely branch out.
  • Thereā€™s something available for special occasions.
  • Body spray/mist.
  • Scented lotion
  • Bacon is my daily scent, but on special occasions I BBQ to shake things up.
  • AXE BODY SPRAY.
  • I try not to bathe so that my natural scent can build up. I smell like roses.
  • I am that perfume lady. I part massive crowds like Moses parted the Red Sea.
  • Old Spice. I try to smell like the man your man could smell like.
  • Itā€™s a surprise. Pull my finger to find out.
  • I donā€™t keep perfume/cologne in the house after that one drunken binge where I drank what I had. The memory keeps me sober to this day.
  • My sobriety counter says I smell like success.
  • Do breath mints count?
  • Febreze. Follow me for more parenting tips.
  • I donā€™t use any kind of fragrance.

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Drakkar Noir, for years now.

I donā€™t care if itā€™s often regarded as outdated or tacky. Itā€™s masculine and nice. Maybe I smell like a 90s Dad. Since itā€™s apparently also not really ā€œin fashionā€ like it once was, perhaps it makes me unique on some level.

Related note: In college I knew a woman who, if she had been in a room and left even 30 mins before you got there ā€“ you could smell that she had been there. Remember folks, you wanna smell like it, not stink of it!

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The choices on your poll have me cracking up! :rofl:
I recall one of the regulars posting about spending the money they saved in sobriety on colognes and had quite a collection. Was it you @anon53116147?

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I dont know what brand ā€œIā€ use. Ms. Monkey got it for me. She wont let me squirt myself with it. I guess I was a little heavy handed with itā€¦lol

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:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::man_facepalming::joy::joy::joy::joy::man_shrugging:

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Portabello Road - Eden Brighton.

I reckon I am stinky half hour lady. Iā€™m pretty heavy handed with the old spraying.

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Lā€™eau Dā€™Issey - Issey Miyake

Used it forever.

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Yes lol I have probably a little over 1,000 in Cologne. My most expensive bottle is creed aventus, a guy a while back was going to buy me a bottle he said, I didnā€™t feel right but he gifted me a little to try and after that I was sold so I had to buy a bottle and it was like 400 bucks ,:grimacing: but so worth it, lasts all day long.

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Black XS from Paco Rabanne was my first perfume. The one below is my second bottle of it and probably my last. They changed the recipe and it just doesnā€™t smell the same.

I never liked the design on the front so I kept the bottle turned around for a long time. :laughing:

Iā€™m really partial to the vanilla, patchouli undertones that it dries down to. The top notes used to be a little more musky/pepper/cocaoy, but now I get a soapy/powder top note from this new bottle that has gotten stronger over time. Itā€™s such a shame.

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Oh my god, Creed is amazing, though itā€™s definitely a splurge. I have a 75ml bottle of Sublime Vanille and I donā€™t keep it with my other bottles, but instead I keep it downstairs in a cool closet to help preserve it. I used to store it with my home bar next to the wine. :laughing:

Edit: What are some of your other favorites? If you ever feel like taking a picture of your collection and showing it off in this thread, Iā€™d love to see it.

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I dunno. Iā€™m convinced she bathed in it. I reckon youā€™re fine! And if not, who cares? Doesnā€™t hurt anyone!

Became a bit of a running joke in the music dept: ā€œHow long since Lizz left?ā€ :joy:

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Iā€™ve been using 24 Faubourg by Hermes for decades now and Chanel No. 5 all my life, it was my first perfume and I still love it :blush::pig_nose:
And the vote made me laugh :+1::rofl:

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I used to have sooo many perfumes lmao like over kill. I used to buy them for cheap off of a booster way back when. I actually got rid of alot of them recently. But Gucci Guiltyā€¦ thatā€™s probably my favorite perfume that I still wear. But for body lotions and such I love coconut, vanilla, warm scents sort of. I love lavender scented stuff too :slight_smile:

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Oh gosh, I love them all :joy:. I also have a nice bottle of jimmy choo, Giorgio Armani, I have a couple Paco rabanne, a bunch lol, I definitely will take a pic at some point. My second favorite to creed Is bvgarli man wood neroli. Iā€™ll have to check out the sublime the next time I have cashā€¦. I was really big into my collection for a while, kept track of scents what was better for winter and summer, but definitely lost touch after my relapse.

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Yes I have all those as well lol definitely good stuff

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By the way.

Stuck in my head since reading your post.

I donā€™t mind though, criminally underrated Disney movie. Never hear anyone talk about it anymore. A lifelong favorite.

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Ha! Canā€™t beat a bit of bobbing along.

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Owwwww I LOVEEEEE this thread idea!! :heart::heart::heart:

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My four signature sents areā€¦

I wear them for different reasons.

JPG is for work. Itā€™s lighter.

Gypsy water is for early morning coffee runs or gym. Itā€™s lighter.

Obsession is for evenings. Itā€™s heavier.

And Michael kors is a 24/7 any time fragrance. That one is my long term signature. Iā€™ve worn it for 20 plus years.




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Oh I love perfumes.

Usually during the day Iā€™ll wear Delta Goodrem Dreams - it has a light coconut undertone and I absolutely love it.

On days Iā€™m feeling stressed I like to wear a Harmony essential oil blend.

If Iā€™m feeling fancy Iā€™ll wear Elizabeth Arden 5th Avenue

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