omg I’ve thought that for a while now. Lol
oh my god, you are just as gorgeous as ever! Seriously stunning. #iwannabelikeyouwhenigrowup
Your hair is perfect in every single photo you post! How???
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I glanced at this and read it as “First night in over 6 months I pooped!”
And I was like Jesus Christ, that must have been a terrible 6 months.
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Holy crap, pun intended. That’d be one monumental poop.
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Hahahahaha. 
That made me literally “lol”!
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There’s someone in my life who only poops once or twice a week and ALWAYS tells me about it with great pride and detail. The 6 month-er would put her to shame.
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If u ever end up going to jail and eating the crap they serve you. My celly said he only shyt once a month. Now i see why those toilets in there are so powerful that it could suck a whole bedsheet down it!
Golly, what do they feed you, tar and superglue??
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No just serverly processed food and NO salt( i guess it gives errections…who knew.) I would have rathered chewed on rubber and super glue while i was in there. it would have had more flavor.
What a happy dad … what a happy children getting ther dad back
Just for this moment all hardships of sobriety is wroth!!!
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After church “goofy” selfie! Tomorrow is 5 months Y’all! 
Many of you have helped me get this far, so thank you. 
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