Quiche = breakfast pie
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I’m with this here. There’s lots of ways to make a dish, and they don’t all work out, though many do. If I follow a recipe, I know based on thousands or millions of people’s experiences how it can turn out if I stick to the recipe and follow all the instructions. If I make my own recipe, it might work, but I don’t have that same evidence telling me how it will probably turn out. It doesn’t mean it’s good or bad, just unknown.
If I muck up the dish again, the client might have me killed, so “unknown” is pretty scary. If I muck up and live, I try something different, because I know where that recipe got me. Unless I just didn’t follow the recipe…
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YES, Dr. Cox! One of the greatest television characters ever.
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@Englishd - Quiche = Scrambled egg on pastry.
@ifs - The point im trying to make isn’t to use your own recipe, it’s about using alternative recipes which have also worked.
@aircircle and @Yoda-Stevie - Real men eat what the hell they want.
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And I’m with you on that. That’s what I meant by “if I follow a recipe, I know based on thousands or millions of people’s experiences how it can turn out”, I don’t care which recipe it is if it works.
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Lol, i think the metaphor has gotten way too convoluted at this point… smh
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I don’t think addiction or alcholism can really been compared to following a recipe. That is just my opinion and for me the metaphor doesn’t work.
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I agree. Life was better the way it was before I mentioned the quiche. But i’m blaming Nickelback.
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This is an MRE ham & egg omelette, one of the least desirable of all MRE meals, second only to Chicken a la Kingm As an Officer, my Marines got to choose first. These Ham and Egg omelette was usually all that was left.
Unless and until you’ve eaten an MRE ham & egg omelette, with crushed MRE crackers, mixed with MRE cheese whiz warmed under your armpit, seasoned with Tabasco sauce, you are insufficiently situated to argue that real men can eat quiche.
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Yeah thats what i was thinkin too…a shitty meal wont kill u, just leave a bad taste in ur mouth for a few minutes. If were gonna compare it to cooking something it should prob be meth or pcp…u know, something that could blow up in ur face and put u 6 feet under lol
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You’re awesome
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I don’t know… I’ve cooked and prepared many a buffet in my time.
That is the saddest looking omlette i’ve ever seen.
The chicken curry in the UK rat packs does not look too appetising. Just looks like someone’s thrown up (sorry but it does)
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Jarhead MRE Ham & Egg Omelette Preparation Instructions:
-Curse the world, because you got this meal
-Use Kbar Fighting Knife to open outer pouch. Save pouch for trash or potential vomit.
-Remove omelette foil pouch from cardboard box.
-Use Kbar Fighting Knife to slice open foil pouch. Examine contents for signs of spoilage such as a deeper shade of green and fouler oder than normal.
-pour off excess stink-water.
-use enclosed plastic spoon to mash and fluff omelette.
-crush MRE crackers and place in pouch. Set aside to allow crackers to soften and absorb remaining stink water.
-place pouch containing MRE processed cheese-like substance under armpit to make it malleable and less spackle-like.
-use Kbar fighting knife to open cheese packet. Squirt packet into omelette/cracker mixture.
-add Tabasco sauce liberally to the mixture, salt and pepper to taste, as you really only want to taste the seasonings.
-knead foil pouch until all ingredients mixed to the consistency of baby shit.
Bon appetit.
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