I love this 
The truth about cats (i strongly believe in this)
Definitely feeling this today. My internal clock would not let me fall asleep last night. 
I’m SO sleepy today! My sleep is always a mess around time changes lol.
I got a haircut this morning not at my typical salon. Figured that I could just a get a little off the back and told him to just take maybe an inch, inch and a half and I come out looking like this. WTF
lmaooooooo, so funny!
This couldn’t be more accurate lol
Constantly cleaning the bathroom floor. If you let it go on long enough you can flake urea crystals off the floor.
I don’t even want to know what your bathroom smells like 
Happily cleaned mine yesterday knowing they would stay that way for 7 days 
Everyone knows not to not talk to/ask my youngest a question when he’s in the bathroom, bc will turn his entire body midstream to listen or answer 
lol
I use a UV flashlight to clean the kids bathroom and and I gotta say its a bizarre experience…